Clown punching material!

Mike from www.zombiebmx.com was nice enough to email me these swell 'erotic' pics, ahaha, semi naked birds on bikes are fuckin cool! enoy these nasty ladies! oh yeah, and he did a new header for club horny as well, him and the wazman and some sassy looking 'friends'! ha!

Limited Edition shit right heeerree!!!

ahaha, so anyways, I've been playing round with this shit for a while but its buzzy to see that its actually gonna happen! for no reason whatsoever other than to do something funny! Club Horny are getting some sicks as fuck tye dye tees done up! ahaha, just for tha fun of it! anyways, if you're keen just drop a comment with an email addy that we can contact you on, and we'll go from there, $30 a piece, and they come with a couple of stickers and they actually do have club horny labels stiched into them! some pics to follow, but yeah, if you're keen for one or even two! drop a comment and we'll suss it out from there! come on! its fuckin tye dye! how fuckin tripped out is that shit!!! and yes, we will ship internationally!

Who the hell gave ME a kid!!???

So anyways, at 6 O'clock tha other morning tha stork came by and dropped off this lil bastard! Harmony Brooke Wilson-Ngata. I must give much respect to my girl Amanda, she was in labour for three days with this lil bum nugget!! Fuckin buzzy becoming a Dad, you're not too sure whats going on but as long as she knows that Daddy is keen for beers then it's all good! I can't believe i'm a father, I feel sorry for her already! ahahahaha, started getting her Micro Free Agent together the other day thansk to Too White! I can't wait to be a track dad, "Peddle!! Peddle!!!!!!!' ahahah....NOT! but yeah, its cool having a daughter, you sorta feel slightly grown up but then you remember that you ride BMX bikes for fun and it all evens out! ahah!

T-1 shit!

here's some pics that i found randomally the other day on a disc when i was throwing out rubbish! A few years ago some of tha homies from T-1 team came to NZ for a lil tour and to do S.F.A (sweet fuck all!) ahah, and it was good time to say tha least! shitloads of coffee and sitting looking at girls and some riding, here's a couple. more soon though, found a whole heap of pics from the tour that i forgot about!

ahaha!

so anyways, we got on the hammer the other evening just cause the hell of it, tim hales was here from aus so we thought, why tha hell not!!?? We drunk at tha supermarket up tha rode form vics n there was this girl there collecting money for SPCA, we gave her some cash n got dis sweet pic of a bird riding a bike in a bunny suit!then we went to THE ultimate eating spot in auckland central, Dodgy Curry! check tha pics of too white with white beard! serving up tha bottom of tha barrell shit!! tha longer it has been on tha element, tha better!! oh yeah, merry xmas cunts!

yo!

new posts coming in the next couple of days cuntrags!!

If you need some serious people moving and only do that in style than check this out. check this baby mad graphics dope as spoiler kit and to top it off a fresh low rider graphic. this van is on steroids. Its only $18,000 sell your family and own this piece of history.