still raining!

So its still raing here in auckland, the weather is way way too crazy!!! I saw that Bohan won the empire of dirt, pretty darn nutso!! good on him but, smooth as usual! got a bunch of funny pics to post up and also found some super old pics from the T-1 tour that happened a few years ago as well! and also some oldies from my trip to the states in 03, so will post them up at some point in the next week! congrats to JR as well placing at the soul boul in Huntington beach! check it on the ride site!

The biggest storm in fuckin history!

so Im siutting at the gisbourne airport, and apparently the biggest storm to hit new zealand in the past 10 years is about to shit all over the north island, ha, here's hoping the plane gets off the ground ok, ah well, if it don't thats life i guess hay, i gift my beautiful stash of porno to all the friends, you know who you are, don't mess them up and always remember to put the dvd's back in their covers!!!! ahahaha, DVD!!! if its sweet though think i might head to wazmans and get dome rocked jim beam stttuurrlllzzzz!!!!!

whhhaaddaaa ya know, another wet weekend!!

what a fuckin surprise!! a wet weekend, this shit is fuckin bullshit!!!! I swung past vics in the weekend and the whole bowl corner looked like it shoulda been at fuckin kelly tarltons!!!! fuckin gay bum nugg!!!
I swung by and saw my mates bill, rhys and morri at Irrom the other day, pretty much just sat round and had some beers and talked shit, the usual, peep their website for a couple of old as hell edits that I helped bill out with a few years ago, from a vid that we did called icons of elegance, and if you want some of their shit ask at your local skateying shops! if your a skatey looking at this shit then hello to you skatey!! you're probably used o seeing lil turd munchers rolling round your local skatepark getting in the way, and thats true those kids are lil faggots, but there's some sweet bikers out there doing their own thing, have a squizz at this shit here!!

The Good Old days!

So anyways, this is a bit of a rant as I've got 5 minutes free at work, but i tells ya, what the hell happened to the good old days of BMX!! The days when you would ride everything, wake up early as fuck on a saturday morning, be in the shed polishing your ride and tinkering around, ride down to your mates house, read issues of bmx plus for a while, then go streetride first thing in the morning, after that hook up with a few more people, usually at a designated spot, maybe combine a couple of dollars and go get some scoops of chips and bottle of fizzy from pak n save, after that go to the skatepark and ride, dodging the skaters cause you's were the only bmxers (and there weren't any of those fag single speed mtber's!!) ride there for a while, maybe session the flyout, then go ride the bmx track after that, if you were lucky there may have been racing on that afternoon!! buy an iceblock and some lollies form the track mum that runs the canteen, and ride the track in between moto's! if you were lucky you would know a kid who was racing and you could hangout at their dads car and read more bmx plus's and look at his dialed bike. After that another street ride and then home for dinner at your mates place, maybe ring mum and ask if it's sweet to stay at his house, get his mum to talk to your mum to confirm that it's sweet, then if your lucky maybe takeaways for dinner, and then spend a few hours in the shed polishing bike parts and making stickers and applying them and re-applying them to make sure that all the lines are straight, then read some more bmx plus's and then maybe watch rad or ride on or cheese or the bully vid, then sleep, wake up in the morn and do it all over again!! those were the goodtimes for me, when you saw another rider on the street and you were instantly friends! and it was ALWAYS crazy when you met another rider from another city! these days there's soooo many kids around, the first thing they're interested in your bike, ha, and if you run brakes or not, and if you've got the latest lotek kicks on (don't get me wrong, loteks are sweet, just usng them as an example) and such. Seems these days that kids are too scared to do their own thing, to run their bike a certain way or dress how they want, hell, even the tricks!!! anyways, this is a bit or a pointless rant, but just do the shit that you want to do and have fun, front brakes, four pegs, freecoaster, whatever the fuckin set up is, it's all bmx kn arse! but bring back the old days, roasting airs, wheelies, and peregrine 48's!!!

fuck me daze its sunny!!

weird, its sunny out!! get the fuck outside and have a ride!!! ahahaha, but if it does start to rain, then maybe take in some young ones!! ahahahahaha, the funniest shit in the world for sure, if you ain't seen the young ones then youtube it, pretty much a childhood shaper for sure, four student scumbags living in a shit flat in the bum fuck asshole of london, doing stupid shit and trying to get birds! favourite ep's include 'bombs' and 'university challenge' and also the scene where warlock is smoking a joint and gives neil a puff and he flys through the roof cause he's high as a muthafucka!!! totally awesome!!! anyways, check back soon for some more 'up-dates' ahuhuhu, also from forementioned 666 show zombie has some sweet pics from it check that shit then get to your bike shop n get some new parts!!

rain rain and more rain

seems the fuckin rain dfon't stop lately, fuck, anyways, got drunk as usual, ahaha, awesome!!! triple 6 had a showing of some of their new shit cng out, new forgotten bikes and we yippee opple's, which was rad to see. I'm at work editing a N.E.R. interview at the moment and totally forgot bout this vid here fuckin way rad vid soooo sweet!!! ahahahahaha, radical, anyways, have some random pics to ost s will hrow them up in the next few days!