Limited Edition shit right heeerree!!!

ahaha, so anyways, I've been playing round with this shit for a while but its buzzy to see that its actually gonna happen! for no reason whatsoever other than to do something funny! Club Horny are getting some sicks as fuck tye dye tees done up! ahaha, just for tha fun of it! anyways, if you're keen just drop a comment with an email addy that we can contact you on, and we'll go from there, $30 a piece, and they come with a couple of stickers and they actually do have club horny labels stiched into them! some pics to follow, but yeah, if you're keen for one or even two! drop a comment and we'll suss it out from there! come on! its fuckin tye dye! how fuckin tripped out is that shit!!! and yes, we will ship internationally!

Who the hell gave ME a kid!!???

So anyways, at 6 O'clock tha other morning tha stork came by and dropped off this lil bastard! Harmony Brooke Wilson-Ngata. I must give much respect to my girl Amanda, she was in labour for three days with this lil bum nugget!! Fuckin buzzy becoming a Dad, you're not too sure whats going on but as long as she knows that Daddy is keen for beers then it's all good! I can't believe i'm a father, I feel sorry for her already! ahahahaha, started getting her Micro Free Agent together the other day thansk to Too White! I can't wait to be a track dad, "Peddle!! Peddle!!!!!!!' ahahah....NOT! but yeah, its cool having a daughter, you sorta feel slightly grown up but then you remember that you ride BMX bikes for fun and it all evens out! ahah!

T-1 shit!

here's some pics that i found randomally the other day on a disc when i was throwing out rubbish! A few years ago some of tha homies from T-1 team came to NZ for a lil tour and to do S.F.A (sweet fuck all!) ahah, and it was good time to say tha least! shitloads of coffee and sitting looking at girls and some riding, here's a couple. more soon though, found a whole heap of pics from the tour that i forgot about!

ahaha!

so anyways, we got on the hammer the other evening just cause the hell of it, tim hales was here from aus so we thought, why tha hell not!!?? We drunk at tha supermarket up tha rode form vics n there was this girl there collecting money for SPCA, we gave her some cash n got dis sweet pic of a bird riding a bike in a bunny suit!then we went to THE ultimate eating spot in auckland central, Dodgy Curry! check tha pics of too white with white beard! serving up tha bottom of tha barrell shit!! tha longer it has been on tha element, tha better!! oh yeah, merry xmas cunts!

yo!

new posts coming in the next couple of days cuntrags!!

If you need some serious people moving and only do that in style than check this out. check this baby mad graphics dope as spoiler kit and to top it off a fresh low rider graphic. this van is on steroids. Its only $18,000 sell your family and own this piece of history.

merry Christmas
2PAC does have some cred but if you want the true player shit then its the Chronicles you need to be rocking. just look at the album art pure genius juice man and some white painter overalls style for miles. If your sick of the Christmas Carrol type shit bust this out and surprise the family with some sick southern rap lyrics oh and don't forget it contains some seriously purple hits bin laden style respect.

check this micro pineapple Aneesa gave to me when I was in Canada. G.E free. reminds me of haimonas nuts under developed.

TOO WHITES RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK SHIT!

So anyways, went to Too Whites secret bike stash up in the hills north of Auckland the other day, he wanted to pick up a couple of treasures to sell. Man O man, it was like raiders of the lost ark, wehen we finally got the heavily bolted door open we were greeted by a curtain of cobwebs and spiders, behind which was enough bike stuff to make any bike rider cream their trousers! Too White has been collecting for a while now, and it shows, he has boxes upon boxes of bike parts you didn't even know existed! and not all just bmx, lots of road bike stuff and track bike shit, and almost all of his stuff is in tip top condition, anywayas, here's a couple of Gems that got pulled out from the stash, expect some mroe pics and product descriptions when he finally unpacks it all next year, yikes!!!

This is an old photo from a booze cruise that we had a few years ago. Timeless classic photo

are freestyle starter kit compatible with the bikes in the picture will the uni air dam number plate get in the ray of the rota cable system?

whats up horny horny

look how rad the freestyle starter kit is. fucking unreal. the big question is compatibility with a imported u.s.a Todd Lyons pro model hm hm hm.

Sweet sounds!

I don't have listen to much rap music, only a few select tunes here and there, anyways, I was digging through my music the other day and came across this! I think this is probably THE best rap album ever made, dual disc, full of fuckin sweet beats, if you ain't got it you should totally get it, It's seriously fuckin awesome, with lines like this you gotta get it!:

'I'D RATHER BE YOUR N.I.G.G.A, WE CAN GET DRUNK AND SMOKE WEED ALL DAY'

Freestyle starter kit!

ha, so I was crusing http://www.trademe.co.nz/ the other day, (for people from outside of NZ, its like ebay but locally made) and I came across this doozy! a freestyle starter kit, wow, everything you need to have a sick ride and start doing radical tricks like 'tailwhips' and 'barspins' and people who have no clue about riding will question you bout how them there rear calipers work! My only issue is that in this pic there's no bottom race! the one that sits under you lower cup. But I have been assured by the seller that it will come with the race, they just forgot to put it in the pic. anyways, it would def look sick on a ride so go and bid for it here:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Cycling/BMX/photos/a-132815854/p-56804295.htm

what tha fuuckkk!!??

what tha hell!? I just saw on ET that britney spears lil sister is preggies!! 16 and pregnany and already a millionaire, life can't really get much better, check the pic, "click click, THANK YOUUUU"

weird!

ha, so, i have a few brothers right, and anyways, i was surfing the web the otehr day and I came to the conclusion that my older bro Anaru (pictured here with his GF Tracy, he sorta started me riding bmx) has a uncanny resemblence to brakeless wizard eddie cleveland, here's a pic of the two, I guess, if my bro grew hair and a beard or eddie shaved his head n shit then they'd look alot alike! absoultely bizzaro, like doing a smoothie out of a rollout! bizarro!

Whats uppp!!

yo, whats up, well, this is a bit of a random one, but this blog is up and running, basically gonna be posting random bmx shit and non bmx shit, mainly drinking and bud smoke probably, but just random shit, also, Too White and The Wazman will be helping out with posts as well, so yeah, pretty darn stupid shit hay! let the good times roll!!